A day in the life of AKMGs perfect middle-aged female consumer
She’s AKMG’s super female consumer. The woman who’s never satisfied. She wants it all and she’s got the cash to get it. No matter what she needs or wants, she’s there clicking on offers left and right, faster than a speeding bullet. For some odd reason, there’s always an offer that speaks to her. That’s because we have super publishers too, and they’ve got a target on everyone’s back. But that’s a different story.
Here’s a day in the life of miss Demi Graphic:
It’s 6:30am, Demi jolts awake. Her alarm didn’t go off and now she’s got to rush herself to work. She takes a few Quality Health Wake Up Samples and starts to brew her Gevalia coffee. She catches a glimpse of her reflection in the kitchen window. Her hair’s a scary mess and she’s looking a little old. She makes a promise to use her Hydroxatone Anti Aging Serum daily. With no time for her usual extensive hair and makeup routine, Demi runs the InStyler hair iron through her locks. Hair. Perfect. Makeup. Uhh, maybe in the car.
She’s out the door and on the freeway in less than ten seconds flat. Traffic is flying, she may even get to work with time to spare. Yes, no lectures from her boss today! She slams on her brakes. It was too good to be true, morning traffic has set in. Perfect time for a little makeup session. She whips out her Luminess Airbrush System and sprays her face to a flawless finish as she sings her heart out to Katy Perry’s new single.
BAM!! She rear-ends the car in front of her. No worries though, it was minor. Good thing she signed up for AKMG’s Auto Insurance offer, which got her the best rate in her area!
She’s finally at her desk. Even with her fender bender she’s only one minute late. Her email pings. It’s her boss lecturing Demi about getting to work on time. Sigh. Maybe she should get a new job. She ponders going back to school and fills out some online forms on the Classes and Careers website. Maybe a new man in her life will cheer her up. She takes a few minutes to check out some dating sites her friends recommended – Singlesnet, Love&Seek & Match.com.
5pm and it’s time to head home. She’s hosting Thanksgiving dinner this year so she stops at Costco to use her $1000 Thanksgiving Gift Card. Glad to be home, she sprawls out on the couch to watch Boardwalk Empire on her Dish satellite system. Her mom barges in complaining about her Zimmer knee replacement. Demi tells her it’ll be okay. Her mom screams WHAH?! Demi makes a note to herself to get her a Bionic Hearing Aid…and to maybe check out Best Senior Care Online.
As the night winds down, she thinks how great it would be to work from home. Maybe she can put herself through school and take care of her mom. She signs up for Job Scam Report. Or maybe she just needs a vacation. She finds a great travel deal on Dunhill Vacations, and books her flight. Darn, she can’t print out her itinerary because she’s out of ink! Time to order more from her favorite ink and toner website, 1ink.com.
Whew. What a long day. It’s time for bed, but she’s still stressed from the day’s events. She pops her Sleep Samples, snuggles into bed and closes her eyes. Tomorrow’s a new day with endless possibilities…and offers.
